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《掌门女婿》讲述了海滨新城鲅鱼圈一户普通人家的生活变迁。港务局副处长林国威退休前正准备向正职发起最后一轮猛攻时，“后院”里的麻烦事却接踵而至……先是大女儿的婚姻亮起红灯，接着小儿子因为讨不回被大姐霸占的婚房而险些成了人家的上门女婿。最令老林痛心的是，自己一向宠爱有加的二女儿瞒着家里闪婚了，而这个“闯”进门的二女婿竟然是个一文不名的毛头小子。眼见儿女间怨窦丛生，连一向顺从的老伴也开始质疑起老林的能力。老林把责任归结在两个女婿身上，决定力挽狂澜，替女儿们好好调教女婿……。CAT父暴毙，遗下考古日记，列录二次世界大战日军秘密埋于菲律宾森林之战利宝藏资料。忧伤又 野性的她遂应密友安娜及小丸子邀请，到菲律宾散心兼寻宝。CAT之父实为伪钞党漏网主脑，香港卧底杀手国栋亦赴马尼拉，诱捕在逃头目周祥了结全案立功自保。安娜和男友李察及小丸子陪伴CAT到森林度假村，途中惹艳的小丸子色诱李察与安娜争欲；同时国栋冒充森林专家向CAT自荐，以收集CAT父罪证；匪首周祥亦尾随虎视；CAT只顾寻宝，哪知危机四伏。最后的争斗拉开了序幕......。入围第24届塔林黑夜电影节主竞赛。 “What are you fiddling there?” – “What?” – “What are you fiddling?” – “I’m not fiddling anything!” – “Damn, I saw what you did there under the blanket – you were fiddling with your willie!” – “No, I wasn’t!” – “Do you want to become diseased? You could even die, if you fiddle!” It’s not an easy thing, the end of childhood. Particularly if you are a boy, growin...。
